Double IPA with Simcoe and El Dorado hops

Can art by Brian Eckert

Four Quarters Brewing BeersBeertender Justin says…

*Smooth jazz in background*

“So, you’re a meteorologist?”

“Uh, yeah, I’ve been working at channel–”

“What’s the biggest meteor you’ve ever seen?”.

“No, it doesn’t work like that. I–”

“How do you feel that there are colors outside of the visible spectrum that you’ll never see in your entire life?”

“Is that a serious question? Again, that’s more of a physics question than a meterological–”

“Your squab, sir.”

“Oh, thank you, that looks fantastic! I–”

“What does infrared even look like?”

“Look, I don’t really know, I could tell you about the Doppler effect, which brings color into play, but more from a weather-based sort of perspective, if that makes any–”

“God, this duck is delicious! This orange gastrique is incredible. It pairs so well with the–”

“EVERYBODY DOWN! THIS IS A ROBBERY!!”

“A robbery? What? No. No. You guys are totally in the wrong dialogue right now; I’m on a shitty Tinder date in a slightly upscale restaurant. What the hell is going on?

“Oh, shit, I’m sorry. You’re totally right. Wow, is that squab?”

“Uh, yes? Yes, I ordered the special–”

“Looks lovely. Is that a seasonal fruit salad, too?”

“Yeah, man– why are you so– yeah, I mean, it’s composed of mostly melon: watermelon, honeydew, cantaloupe, some orange segments, a light citrus dressing, I think a little bit of peach — wait, wait, what the hell is going on here?”

“Look, we’ll get out of your hair! Enjoy your date!”

“Is no one going to acknowledge this severe violation of temporal continuity?”

“I thought you said you weren’t a physics guy!”

“That’s a cinematography reference, you ignoramus!”

“FREEZE, SCUMBAG! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST! DROP THE BEAUTIFUL SQUAB AND FRESH FRUIT SALAD AND PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!”

“WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!”

Style

Double IPA

Hops

Simcoe, El Dorado

Alc%

8.0%